A little known fact is that the X Factor is the 3rd most watched programme in North Korea after "The Paul O'Grady Show" and "The Hairy Bikers' Cookbook". Louis Walsh was asked to send one of his group to entertain Kim Jong-il and his family at his daughter's 17th birthday party. Naturally Louis sent Kandy Raine however there was a misunderstanding at border control and three of them were executed. No big loss.12 hours later and John and Edward were on the plane to replace them and upon arrival, Edward instantly sought council with the Paramount Leader who is reported to have been very impressed with his knowledge of state led terrorism, waterboarding and how to dissappear an entire family without anyone asking any questions. "He reminds me of a young me! Now - shoot that journalist." joked the despot. Needless to say, the party went with a bang as the boys delivered their rendition of "Oops, I did it again".
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